Sunday, August 29, 2010

PRAYER LETTER FROM JEFF MCARDLE TO THE WORLD

DEAR SUCKERS,

MY NAME IS JEFF MCARDLE AND I'M A PROFESSIONAL CONMAN. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO ASK YOU FOOLS
TO KEEP SENDING ME MONEY. I AM REGISTERED AS A MISSIONARY TO CUBA, EVEN THOUGHT I GOT KICKED OUT OF
CUBA MANY YEARS AGO I STILL COLLECT OVER $10 GRAND A MONTH IN MISSIONARY SUPPORT.

I WANT TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO KEEP SENDING ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN KEEP PLAYING GOLF AT EXCLUSIVE COUNTRY
CLUBS IN MIAMI...I JUST SCORED A 195 RECENTLY...YOUR MISSIONARY DOLLARS ARE REALLY HELPING ME GET BETTER AT GOLF,
I'M THINKING ABOUT PLAYING GOLF PROFESSIONALLY NEXT YEAR, JUST KEEP THE MONEY COMING YOU DUMB STUPID SUCKERS!

WE WERE RECENTLY 'BLESSED' WITH NINE PRINTING PRESSES THAT WE PURCHASED WITH MONEY WE STOLE FROM THIS IDIOT
NAMED ALLEN SANCHEZ...YES, LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY, THIS GUY CALLED ME OUT OF NOWHERE TELLING ME HE WANTED
TO SET UP AN ONLINE BIBLE INSITUTE, PRINT BIBLES AND DOCRINAL MATERIALS AND ALL THAT...I REALLY DIDN'T CARE AT ALL
BUT WE NEEDED MONEY TO BUY THOSE PRESSES SO I CAN SELL BIBLES AND MAKE ALOT OF MONEY...WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT MISSIONARY SUPPORT IS GOING TO STOP COMING IN RIGHT??

SO I HAD THIS IDIOT SANCHEZ FLY DOWN TO SAN ANTONIO TEXAS AT A 'CONFERENCE' I WAS HOSTING...I CALL THEM CONFERENCES BUT YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN ACTION...I ALWAYS CRY AND GET EVERYONE ALL TEARY EYED AND EVOKE SUCH A GOOD EMOTIONAL RESPONSE THAT PEOPLE EMPTY THEIR WALLETS AND GIVE ME ALL THEIR MONEY....HAHAHA, MAN I'M GOOD.

I'M MAKING A KILLING...I'M MAKING WAY MORE MONEY THAN I WAS WHEN I WORKED AT THE INSURANCE BUSINESS....THIS IS LIKE STEALING CANDY FROM A BABY! I'M GETTING FILTHY RICH...BEEN HEAVILY TRADING IN GOLD AND SILVER BULLION...WHEN THE ECONOMY FINALLY COLLAPSES I'M GOING TO BE A FILTHY RICH MAN!....I'LL BE OUT IN ARUBA SIPPING ON COCKTAILS WHILE YOU DUMB FOOLS WILL BE IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS....HAHAHA, I'M SO SMART.

ANYWAY BACK TO THIS SANCHEZ SUCKER...YOU NEED TO PRAY AGAINST THIS 'ENEMY OF GOD' THAT IS INTERFERING WITH MY ABILITY TO STEAL FROM THE FLOCK AND GET RICH...THIS SANCHEZ GUY IS CAUSING ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS FOR ME AND TRYING TO EXPOSE ME FOR THE CROOK AND CRIMINAL THAT I AM...HE'S TRYING TO BLOW MY COVER AND THAT OF MY ACCOMPLICES...DONOVAN, FORTE, CLIPPER, MITCHELL, RUCKMAN, ETC.

ALL I DID WAS STEAL $15,000 DOLLARS FROM HIM UNDER FALSE PRETENSES BUT NOW THIS SANCHEZ GUY CLAIMS IT COST HIM $30 GRAND TO SELL HIS HOUSE, $20 GRAND TO MOVE TO PENSACOLA FROM CALIFORNIA AND SET UP A PRODUCTION FACILITY, GOT A LEASE FOR 9 MONTHS, ETC AND HAS BEEN OUT OF WORK FOR OVER A YEAR, SOLD HIS BUSINESS, NO INCOME...BLAH BLAH BLAH

THIS GUY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE...HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE STEALING IF HE KEEPS EXPOSING ME ONLINE...PLEASE PRAY THAT GOD WOULD DESTROY THIS GUY THAT IS GETTING IN MY WAY.

I TOLD THE DUMB SUCKER THAT I WOULD ALWAYS HAVE HIS BACK WHEN HE TOLD ME HE GOT CHARACTER ASSASINATED BY THE 'LEADERSHIP' AT HIS OLD CHURCH...I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET INTO HIS BILLFOLD...I CAN'T BELIEVE SANCHEZ WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE I WOULD ACTUALLY 'HAVE HIS BACK'...WHAT AN IDIOT!...I JUST WANTED YOUR MONEY STUPID!...AND I GOT IT YOU MISERABLE WORM IN A DESPERATE CONDITION...YOU'RE DILUTED IF YOU THINK I WOULD MAKE A CALL ON YOUR BEHALF!...ON THE CONTRARY I'M THE ONE THAT TOLD DONOVAN, CLIPPER, MITCHELL AND THE REST OF THE BOYS TO THROW SANCHEZ OUT OF PBI...

WE COULD NOT AFFORD FOR HIM TO STAY YOU SEE...HE WOULD HAVE EXPOSED US AND OUR CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE..WE COULD NOT HAVE THAT...PRAY THAT SANCHEZ BE STRUCK BY LIGHTING OR RAN BY A FREIGHT TRAIN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...HE IS REALLY CAUSING WAVES FOR US...WE NEED TO CONTINUE STEALING AND EMBEZZLING FROM THE PEOPLE OF GOD...THAT'S HOW WE'VE BEEN MAKING OUR MONEY FOR SO LONG.

ANYWAY, THIS SANCHEZ GUY IS DILUTED...HE THINKS I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT HIM OR THE GOSPEL...HAHAHA, NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH...ALL ME AND MY OLD BAPTIST BOYS CARE ABOUT IS MONEY $$$$ AND TO BE SEEN OF MEN...WE LOVE MANIPULATING PEOPLE AND LORDING OVER GOD'S HERITAGE...WE LOVE TO CONTROL THEM AND THEIR PUNY LITTLE MINDS...I PERSONALLY LOVE TO MAKE SPORT OF HOW STUPID AND BLIND THE FLOCK IS THINKING THAT THEY HAVE TO OBEY US BLINDLY TO GO TO HEAVEN....HAHAHA, THEY CAN NEVER KNOW THERE IS A 'NEW TESTAMENT PRIESTHOOD OF BELIEVERS'...IF THEY KNEW THEN THEY WOULD NOT BLINDLY OBEY US AND WE WOULD NOT MAKE OUR MONEY AND HAVE OUR UNQUESTIONED POWER ANYMORE.

ANYWAY, WHO CARES THAT LATIN AMERICA WILL NEVER HAVE AN ONLINE BIBLE INSTITUTE THAT SANCHEZ WAS GOING TO PRODUCE...I COULDN'T GIVE A DAMN!...I'M JADED AND I JUST WANT TO GET RICH WHILE I CAN...SCREW THAT.

I'LL ONLY PRODUCE SPANISH LITERATURE IF I CAN MAKE A HUGE AMOUT OF MONEY OFF IT...IF NOT IT'S NOT WORTH IT TO ME.

I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO MARK UP MY BOOKS 500% TO PAY FOR GOLF FEES, OTHERWISE ALL LATIN AMERICA CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE...I'M IN IT FOR THE MONEY AND I TAKE NO PRISONERS.

IVE GOT RUCKMAN IN MY BACKPOCKET...SAME WITH HIS BOYS...OLE VINCE LARUE IS HIDING SEVERAL OF THE PRESSES THAT WE STOLE FROM SANCHEZ, RON SPARKS ALSO IS HELPING...PLEASE PRAY FOR THEM....SANCHEZ IS TRYING TO EXPOSE THEM JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE HIDING HIS PRESSES AND BECAUSE LARUE STOLE SOME MONEY FOR WEB DEVELOMPENT....WHAT A STICKLER THIS SANCHEZ GUY...HE'S TRYING TO OVERTURN OUR CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE...PRAY THAT GOD WOULD DESTROY HIM INSTEAD!
WE NEED TO KEEP STEALING!

ANYWAY, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE THAT SANCHEZ LOST HIS HOUSE AND BUSINESS AND HAS BEEN UNEMPLOYED FOR A YEAR NOW...HE SAYS HIS LOSSES ARE OVER $125 GRAND...I'M SURE THEY ARE BUT WHY WOULD I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT SANCHEZ???

IF HE WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO GIVE US HIS MONEY THINKING WE WERE GOING TO HONOR OUR WORD, THEN HE DESERVED TO LOOSE EVERYTHING RIGHT???...LET HIM END UP ON THE STREET BROKE AND HOMELESS WITH HIS MOTHER WITH STAGE 3 CANCER

AS LONG AS WE DON'T GET CAUGHT -WHO CARES- AS LONG AS I''M GETTING RICH AND PLAYING GOLD SANCHEZ CAN BURN IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE.

ANYWAY, KEEP THE MONEY COMING...I WANT TO BUY A $3000 SET OF GOLF CLUBS, I'M TIRED OF MY OLD SET AND THESE COUNTRY CLUB FEES KEEP GOING UP AND I NEED TO KEEP UP WITH THE JONESES IN MIAMI, SO KEEP SENDING YOUR GENEROUS CONTRIBUTIONS.

I TOLD SANCHEZ THAT IF HE SAID ANYTHING TO RUCKMAN OR DONOVAN THAT HE WOULD BE THROWN OUT OF PBI SO FAST HIS HEAD WOULD SPIN, BUT HE DIDN'T LISTEN...HE WOULDN'T BE DEFRAUDED AND KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT...HE HAD NO IDEA DONOVAN, FORTE, CLIPPER, MITCHELL AND THE REST OF THE BUNCH WERE IN ON THE GOODIES WITH ME...I'M RUCKMAN'S GOLDEN BOY TO LATIN AMERICA...THEY WILL BACK ME UP NO MATTER WHAT!

...AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUNNIEST THING IS???...THE DUMB STUPID BAPTISTS WHO HAVE A PERSECUTION COMPLEX ARE GIVING ME MORE MONEY THAN EVER NOW THAT SANCHEZ IS OUT WRITING ALL THESE EMAILS AND POSTING ALL THESE BLOGS...THE STUPID CLUELESS FUNDIS THINK I'M ACTUALLY BEING PERSECUTED FOR RIGHTEUSNESSS SAKES AND NOT BECAUSE I'M A STINKING RUTHLESS CROOK...HAHAHA...GOD BLESS AMERICA! LAND OF THE CLUELESS DUMBASSES!...KEEP THE MONEY COMING IN YOU FOOLS!

I'LL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND RUN, I PROMISE.

IN CHRIST,

JEFF MCARDLE
FOUNDER OF THE VALERA BIBLE CROOKS SOCIETY